A lawyer sold his well to a teacher. Two days later, the lawyer came to the teacher and said, "Sir, I sold you the well, but it's not with the water inside! If you want to use the water, you will have to pay extra."
The teacher smiled and replied, "Yes, I was about to come to you. I was going to say that you should take your water from my well, or else you will have to start paying rent from tomorrow."
Hearing this, the lawyer got nervous and said, "Oh, I was just joking!"
The teacher laughed and said, "This is how people like you become lawyers after studying with us."
Salute to teachers!
Don't Be Stupid.
一位律师把自己的水井卖给了一位老师。两天后,律师找到老师说:“先生,我卖给您的是水井,可不是井里的水啊!要是您想用水,还得额外付钱。”
老师笑着回答:“是啊,我正准备去找您呢。我本来想说,您得把您的水从我的井里运走,不然从明天起,您就得开始付租金了。”
听到这话,律师慌了,连忙说:“哎呀,我就是开个玩笑!”
老师笑着说:“你们这类人,就是跟着我们这些老师学习后,才当上律师的啊。”
向老师致敬!
别自作聪明了。